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Beer Festival

Tomorrow is not just Saturday, it’s not just the day after pay day, but it’s beer festival day!

… Of course you could argue that most days (if not all), there’s a beer festival somewhere. But is that important? It’s not as important to me, as the fact that there’s a beer festival tomorrow that I’m going to. That makes all the difference.

Does that make me selfish? I guess it’s natural for someone to look forward to something _they_ are going to do, rather than something other people will do, however much fun they might have. Of course, if it was on TV and I watched how other people were having fun that might make me feel all happy and warm inside. Why is that? I know there are lots of people out there having fun, but if I see it on TV, it makes me happy (even if not as happy as having fun myself). Of course this isn’t news to the world, and it’s been long since the media world discovered how they could make lots of people happy just by showing them how other people were doing just what they wanted to do, be it eating expensive food in a fancy restaurant, travelling to amazing locations, or just having a lovely time. This way they could all be happy in front of the TV (and its adverts) rather than actually go out and experience things themselves. And if something wasn’t as great as they’d hoped they could just change the channel…

Anyway, tomorrow I’m going to a beer festival, and that’s good for me 🙂 And I get to go to somewhere I’ve never been before. That’s always exciting 🙂

Now, this isn’t much of a topic for a blog post… but I felt like writing some… anything… after being “away” for such a long time… and something that isn’t about sandwiches at all 😛

Silence

What is this silence I hear? Why isn’t anything happening on the site? What is the shotgundentist up to? Is he not busy with his patients? Is he so busy he has no time to share his adventures with the world? Or is he having technical problems keeping him from communicating through this powerful media? Or is the problem really that the only devoted developer around here is a lazy drunk who spends most of his sober awake time trying to change one of those aspects of his state?

NO! Do not believe the lies! The truth is really that aliens in a complicated scheme to take over the Earth and all it’s resources (especially tube socks), are sabotaging the development of this site as they wisely have predicted that it would be the greatest hope of rekindling the spirits of mankind that they have almost broken down by flooding our medias with way too many turnips and old women knitting socks. Therefore, keep supporting this site if not for your own entertainment then for the future of mankind!

Thank you all,

Ace.