Here’s a list of some of my favourite quotes. It’s a mixture of ones I think have very important meanings and ones that are simply funny.

“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint.
When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a Communist”
– Hélder Câmara

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”
– Benjamin Franklin

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on”
– Dean Martin

“Unless the people benefit, economic growth is a subsidy for the rich”
— Richard Falk